virtual weddings
Not quite ready to take an official leap down the aisle? Consider virtual weddings!
Has your significant other been bugging you about marriage? Are you offbeat enough to wish you could marry your pet, (so to speak!), your very best friend in the world? Are you more than unconventional, or simply have a sense of humor which tells you it only makes sense to marry your car, because it drains your bank account each month? Hey, this is the 21st century! You can do it all. Virtual weddings are a trendy and highly entertaining option these days.
There are more than a few advantages to the virtual wedding. While you’re making your alliance public, with electronic proposals, engagement announcements and wedding ceremonies, the virtual weddings are not legally binding. All of your friends are notified of your virtual nuptials with email invitations, so your virtual wedding plans are your public’s knowledge. It’s the cold-footed couple’s way of saying ‘I do’ without all the troublesome legal implications. On the other hand, you’re advertising that you’re spoken for, so throw out any notions of future dating in your social community of friends.
Virtual weddings are fast becoming a fun way to try out the marriage thing. With all the publicity and a certificate of your virtual wedding which may be freely distributed by both parties, there is somewhat of a commitment you’ve got going when you enter the virtual marriage world.
So what happens when your car is paid off? Do you still want to be saddled to a five year old car? Are dents and rust now cooling your passions? Do you trade in the old model for a new and younger love? Has your significant other moved on to greener pastures? Not true love, after all? Maybe your pet ran off with some scamp of like species, leaving you to cry in your beer. No problem.
Herein lies the beauty of virtual weddings. As easily as they are performed, so can they be revoked. You simply revisit your virtual purveyor and ask for a divorce. For a nominal fee, your virtual divorce is granted, and once again, you’re free as a bird.
In this case, you’ll want to make your unofficial contact with all of your unofficial wedding guests to let them know the change in your virtual dating status. Let your friends spread the word of your current availability, so you don’t gain a reputation as a bigamist or two-timing miscreant!
Before you decide to marry that ten passenger SUV, think carefully. Should you meet the human of your dreams, he or she may find out about your elicit relationship on the net! While not legally binding, the word is out!
